There was a moment towards the end of the new Hellraiser when I settled into the fact that they weren’t gonna nail it. The villain—whom we’d seen at the beginning, begging Leviathan for the gift of “sensation”—was recounting what happened when said wish was fulfilled. Bear in mind, while he was relating this story, he was hunched over with what appeared to be a Fabergé accordion jammed in his chest, so this reveal wasn’t about surprise. This man, a wealthy art dealer who’d experienced so much that he was down to begging octahedral space gods for a new buzz, was…