Gabriel Morton versus The Simpsons

You won't appreciate it on as many levels as I do
Season 1
Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd…
Season 2
This is a season that abounds in growth spurts. A lot of Bart episodes give us the last few looks…
Season 3
Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops…

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By Gabriel, 13 Oct 20, 8

My Recollection. MACGYVER MACGYVER MACGYVER MACGYVER MACGYVER The modern city of Brisbane is awash with the technological marvels of the 21st century: Big W, free-range Aborigines, and internet speeds that…

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By Gabriel, 02 Sep 20, 8

My Recollection. One unhappy pappy. Sweat actually cleans this suit. Bunk with me tonight. When it’s guys that beat you up it becomes easy to see women as just better.…

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By Gabriel, 05 Aug 20, 6

My Recollection The State Lottery. This is the part of the job I hate. Firm proud buttocks. Gambling is harmless enough, but gamblers are sad creatures. When you fellate a…

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By Gabriel, 07 Jul 20, 7

My Recollection. The sound of Snake’s lights turning on. Stubbiness. Locker door opening. There’s a moment in Preacher where Herr Starr is explaining to his troop of religious nuts that,…

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By Gabriel, 05 May 20, 5

My Recollection. Raphael was right, you do gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. Crumpets are an odd breakfast toastable. They look like warts, they feel like warts,…

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By Gabriel, 18 Apr 20, 10

My Recollection. Come back, zinc! Ow, my eyeball! I am gay. The morality that structures/suffocates my behaviour today wasn’t always the loudest voice in my head. It’s difficult to get…

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By Gabriel, 27 Mar 20, 5

My Recollection. Alley balls. GET… OUT. It’s not like we got so attached to her. Staying at other people’s houses is always a strange experience for a child as it’s…

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By Gabriel, 09 Mar 20, 7

My Recollection.   Cin-Cincinnati-cin-Cincinnati-nat-Cincinnati-i. This is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter. Thank you, Ralph, very graphic. “Okay, no spitting” The thing about rules is that they exist in blocks.…

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By Gabriel, 18 Feb 20, 9

My Recollection. The internet has taught me that there are two types of women who suck dog dicks: the ones who are getting paid and the ones who like it.…

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By Gabriel, 22 Jan 20, 4

My Recollection Gulp’n’Blow. I’m from the Alabama chapter. He did that on purpose. There’s this mythical king of pre-Corinth called Sisyphus and he was a bit of a cunt. He…