Gabriel Morton versus The Simpsons

You won't appreciate it on as many levels as I do
Season 1
Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd…
Season 2
This is a season that abounds in growth spurts. A lot of Bart episodes give us the last few looks…
Season 3
Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops…

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By Gabriel, 21 Dec 18, 5

My Recollection The HOMER. Unky (?) Herb. Videogames in the back seat. The closest thing I had to an Unchie (?) Herb was my dad’s cousin, Drew. He fulfilled the…

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By Gabriel, 15 Nov 18, 4

My Recollection. Side characters. Terminator vision. Pat-ty. Most mischief exists within a tolerable band where nobody gets murdered or maimed and the property damage is kept under a few hundred…

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By Gabriel, 07 Oct 18, 5

My Recollection Lisa being really Jesus-y. The whole idea of “cable” which was TV but loads more. Drederick Tatum. Religions are shaped by the societies that spawn them. Their deities…

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By Gabriel, 12 Sep 18, 5

My Recollection Flashback episode. Artie Ziff. Mc Bain. Why do birds suddenly appear? After developing the capacity for insight, the teenager will adorn itself in whatever it can find to…

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By Gabriel, 19 Aug 18, 5

My Recollection. Sushi. Skilled hands. Homer is dying but doesn’t. Most tourists fear being killed in a radioactive explosion but I know such fantastical energy beams will only make me…

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By Gabriel, 31 Jul 18, 2

My Recollection Bart got hit by a car. The Devil makes an appearance. So do Lionel Hutz and Dr Nick. It was back in 2003, when I was smoking a…

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By Gabriel, 15 Jul 18, 8

My Recollection Maggie bashing Homer in the head. Marge episode. The frightening wide-eyed stare of “nice” Itchy and Scratchy. My neighbour in Goodna was a kid called Steven. His father…

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By Gabriel, 19 May 18, 6

My Recollection The fucking cliff fall. The kids running away when Bart hurt himself trying to ramp the car. Truckasaurus. Growing up, the neglected kids were a lot more fun…

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By Gabriel, 25 Apr 18, 2

My Recollection A kind of a bummer episode. Bart ruins a holiday because he’s a prick. This hits home because I was a prick. They pay for blood in the…

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By Gabriel, 02 Apr 18, 4

My Recollection. Hey, putt-putt, which is what mini golf was called in Brisbane for some reason. Brisbane’s smaller population means any novelty ideas like putt-putt come and go as they…