Gabriel Morton versus The Simpsons

You won't appreciate it on as many levels as I do
Season 1
Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd…
Season 2
This is a season that abounds in growth spurts. A lot of Bart episodes give us the last few looks…
Season 3
Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops…

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By Gabriel, 02 Mar 18, 4

My Recollection Homer becomes a baseball team mascot, starting a tradition of him doing everything that’s not his job. My brother and I arguing over whether Burns referred to the…

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By Gabriel, 30 Jan 18, 5

My Recollection Wow, this is like 3 episodes at once! My parents explaining the references to me. The Bart ravens marching around Homer’s head, chanting, “Nevermore”. I saw my first…

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By Gabriel, 17 Dec 17, 1

My Recollection The name of the hair growth tonic, dimoxinil, always stuck in my head for some reason. The weirdly deliberate yet never expressed homosexuality of the equally strangely specific…

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By Gabriel, 06 Dec 17, 1

My Recollection Bart worries about being kept behind after failing an exam. Martin Prince’s brief time as a cool kid. Bart’s reaction to kissing Krabappel reminds of the time I…

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By Gabriel, 22 Nov 17, 4

This one time, I moved to Melbourne for a job. Now I don’t mean a career, like one of those fancy gigs where you have a salary and a future.…

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By Gabriel, 11 Nov 17, 2

My Recollection Unusual animation made this really feel like an early episode and it’s been my mental prototype for early Simpsons since. It’s the Babysitter Bandit episode featuring Ms Botz,…

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By Gabriel, 21 Oct 17, 2

My Recollection. Busty Gets Krusted was an early, successful joke of mine, my cousin and brother thought it was very funny. The introduction of Sideshow Bob. Patty and Selma’s slide…

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By Gabriel, 26 Sep 17, 1

My Recollection Bart goes to France. The cherry bomb in the toilet always interested me because fireworks were outlawed in Australia so the idea that kids could get a hold…

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By Gabriel, 22 Sep 17, 1

My Recollection I was about 8 and really wanted a spy camera. I had no reason to have a spy camera, as there was literally nothing I’d be photographing that…