Gabriel Morton versus The Simpsons

You won't appreciate it on as many levels as I do
Season 1
Dismal animation, not-quite-right voices, and a tone that skews harrowing, season one is the clumsy childhood of the show we'd…
Season 2
This is a season that abounds in growth spurts. A lot of Bart episodes give us the last few looks…
Season 3
Now we're getting somewhere. The legs are a little less wobbly and this makes for some confident strides. Lisa develops…

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By Gabriel, 12 Sep 17, 3

My Recollection Homer buys a bowling ball for Marge’s birthday. The raw sexuality of bowling. Homer no-selling getting hit in the head with a baseball.   The Episode This episode was…

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By Gabriel, 04 Sep 17, 0

My Recollection The end is at the start. A serious tone. Not very funny.   The Episode There’s a few reasons why a narrative may start at its own end before…

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By Gabriel, 27 Aug 17, 3

My Recollection They buy an RV, get lost in the forest, and Homer gets mistaken for Bigfoot. This is one of the first ones I had taped, so I watched…

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By Gabriel, 18 Aug 17, 3

My Recollection Bleeding Gums Murphy and Video Boxing.   The Episode There’s a Creepypasta around somewhere that claims this was a replacement for an episode titled Dead Bart which is a…

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By Gabriel, 12 Aug 17, 0

My Recollection Herman saying that the pincer movement can’t fail against a 10 year old. Movie references. Nelson’s bi-racial buddies, more students we never see, victims of the move to…

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By Gabriel, 06 Aug 17, 1

My recollection The song Marge sings, taking the padding off the mallets, and the electro-shock therapy with the seldom seen again Marvin Monroe. About the only interesting thing Monroe ever…

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By Gabriel, 28 Jul 17, 2

My recollection This section is sort of pointless given that I never watch these early episodes. Now that I’m doing it, I see why. The basic plot is Homer becoming…

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By Gabriel, 21 Jul 17, 1

My Recollection There was an awful lot of naked green Bart. I remember that standing out. Also, my dad telling me about another algebra joke where the answer, when said…

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By Gabriel, 14 Jul 17, 7

I can recite whole episodes of this fucking show by heart. It’s my third parent and, much to the chagrin of my biological parents, the one I spend the most…