My Recollection Homer Simpsoy. First bedsies. The Deficit Rag. His hair looked like he’d tried to kill himself with a shotgun full of Carrot Top’s pubes. His physiognomy had been…

My Recollection Lucky red hat. He wets his pants. HEE-HEE! You can see Down Syndrome and chickenpox. You can get a blood test for Hep and HIV. Using wonderous modern…

Housemates, can’t live with ’em and casual labour laws that favour business interests means you can’t live without ’em. Back in the day, I lived in a big one in…

The kangaroo is a bouncing rat monster whose whole goal in a fight is to rip your testicles off. They’re the second most dangerous Normal Type Australian animal you can…

Season two is done! Huzzah, now only 30 more to go! I want to die, but now I have a good reason. Boy, things are on the up-and-up.   Season two…

My Recollection Hump and dewlap, hump and dewlap. My name is Mr Burns. Señor Xtapolapocetl. What is blood without modern understanding? How many other pieces of knowledge create that modern…

My Recollection Bartman. Left Vulcan ear. Pennywhistles and moon-pies. The pre-internet outer suburbs were a howling void which is why I know it’s harder than you think to tie up…

My Recollection QUEEN OF THE HARPIES . General Sherman wink. The ones at the bottom. Drunks are like Pokemon, there’s a surprising number of different varieties, they all spend their…

Backstage A girl who presents like Bayley on meth is backstage saying things. Apparently, she was like this first, which is a bit of a bummer as, first or not,…

Like a lot of single, unemployed 36-year-old men, I am a big fan of the art of Professional Wrestling, and in 2019, it has never been a better time to…