Classy Critique Corner

An essay is a YouTube video that exists all at once.
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By Gabriel, 23 Apr 23, 0

There was a moment towards the end of the new Hellraiser when I settled into the fact that they weren’t gonna nail it. The villain—whom we’d seen at the beginning,…

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By Gabriel, 25 Oct 20, 5

I’ve been watching the latest Adam Sandler opus, Hubie Halloween. Okay, wait, I’ll start from the beginning. There are two kinds of people: those who refuse to smell the rancid…

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By Gabriel, 07 Jun 19, 3

Backstage A girl who presents like Bayley on meth is backstage saying things. Apparently, she was like this first, which is a bit of a bummer as, first or not,…

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By Gabriel, 31 May 19, 0

Like a lot of single, unemployed 36-year-old men, I am a big fan of the art of Professional Wrestling, and in 2019, it has never been a better time to…

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By Gabriel, 16 Apr 19, 8

Professional Book Slammers The point of interaction between created work and end user is a dynamic one. There’re a lot of reasons for making art and one of the most…

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By Gabriel, 11 Feb 19, 4

A sandwich made with some kind of new, proprietary deli meat is always going to be seen in the shadow of the meat, with the experience of it as a…

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By Gabriel, 03 Jan 18, 1

Poetry in MOBA So my housemate plays Defense of the Ancients. He uses Techies, a trio of terrorist, miner goblins that get about hiding explosives everywhere. He plays these things…

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By Gabriel, 24 Jun 17, 3

There’s guy who turned condoms full of his own shit into dildos to fuck himself with before eating them. There’s a community of people who inject saline into their scrota…