Silence of the Spams

Silence of the Spams

SUSPENDED ANIMATION! The most powerful of naps. But with great power comes a sudden presence of incredibly hot employees which was very briefly confusing. They say hindsight is 20/20 which is why I had my foresight upgraded to 50/50. This was why I could have told you, and did, repeatedly, tell you that giving the …

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Treehouse of Horror

Treehouse of Horror

My Recollection Wow, this is like 3 episodes at once! My parents explaining the references to me. The Bart ravens marching around Homer’s head, chanting, “Nevermore”. I saw my first set of strange old man testicles on Halloween 1999. There’s a certain confronting aspect to seeing old man testicles when you’re 16. One expects wrinkly, …

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Health update

Health update

Hello everyone, a little update on my health and the current state of the channel. For those who know about my spinal condition, well, things have worsened. My current state is that I cannot move, sit, or lay down without immense debilitating pain. I spent time in the hospital yesterday as I could no longer …

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