My Recollection Dog vision. Lisa mump cheeks. PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY! I’ve always been more of a cat person. They are largely independent, I can efficiently rub an entire…

My Recollection The HOMER. Unky (?) Herb. Videogames in the back seat. The closest thing I had to an Unchie (?) Herb was my dad’s cousin, Drew. He fulfilled the…

My Recollection. Side characters. Terminator vision. Pat-ty. Most mischief exists within a tolerable band where nobody gets murdered or maimed and the property damage is kept under a few hundred…

My Recollection Lisa being really Jesus-y. The whole idea of “cable” which was TV but loads more. Drederick Tatum. Religions are shaped by the societies that spawn them. Their deities…

My Recollection Flashback episode. Artie Ziff. Mc Bain. Why do birds suddenly appear? After developing the capacity for insight, the teenager will adorn itself in whatever it can find to…

My Recollection. Sushi. Skilled hands. Homer is dying but doesn’t. Most tourists fear being killed in a radioactive explosion but I know such fantastical energy beams will only make me…

My Recollection Bart got hit by a car. The Devil makes an appearance. So do Lionel Hutz and Dr Nick. It was back in 2003, when I was smoking a…

The first thing you need to know about the Walnut Place Wendy’s is that I don’t fit on a plane. I’m a unit, not absolute but certainly large enough to…

My Recollection Maggie bashing Homer in the head. Marge episode. The frightening wide-eyed stare of “nice” Itchy and Scratchy. My neighbour in Goodna was a kid called Steven. His father…

My Recollection The fucking cliff fall. The kids running away when Bart hurt himself trying to ramp the car. Truckasaurus. Growing up, the neglected kids were a lot more fun…