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By Gabriel, 30 Jun 19, 4

My Recollection Bartman. Left Vulcan ear. Pennywhistles and moon-pies. The pre-internet outer suburbs were a howling void which is why I know it’s harder than you think to tie up…

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By Gabriel, 16 Jun 19, 3

My Recollection QUEEN OF THE HARPIES . General Sherman wink. The ones at the bottom. Drunks are like Pokemon, there’s a surprising number of different varieties, they all spend their…

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By Gabriel, 07 Jun 19, 3

Backstage A girl who presents like Bayley on meth is backstage saying things. Apparently, she was like this first, which is a bit of a bummer as, first or not,…

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By Gabriel, 31 May 19, 0

Like a lot of single, unemployed 36-year-old men, I am a big fan of the art of Professional Wrestling, and in 2019, it has never been a better time to…

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By Gabriel, 11 May 19, 3

My Recollection MORE ASBESTOS MORE ASBESTOS. There were no Jewish cowboys. What’s a spirochete? When you spend most of your life having your otherness and exclusion as a constantly enforced…

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By Gabriel, 16 Apr 19, 8

Professional Book Slammers The point of interaction between created work and end user is a dynamic one. There’re a lot of reasons for making art and one of the most…

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By Gabriel, 10 Apr 19, 8

My Recollection The screaming, wet children writhing around Homer. Ringo Starr. Genitalia. The stalemated trio sprawl across the Gold Coast hinterland like sleeping kaiju. The Big Three –Dreamworld, Wet and…

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By Gabriel, 01 Mar 19, 3

My Recollection The Munroe Box. Frink. Grampa gambling. DISCOUNT LION SAFARI! It was around year 10. I looked like Martin Prince and sounded like Martin Prince doing a David Spade…

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By Gabriel, 22 Feb 19, 1

Alert your eyes and fire up those second-hand contraceptive sponges you call language centres because the following words are beyond your type’s usual communicative tools of wails and empty bean…

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By Gabriel, 11 Feb 19, 4

A sandwich made with some kind of new, proprietary deli meat is always going to be seen in the shadow of the meat, with the experience of it as a…