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By Gabriel, 09 Mar 20, 7

My Recollection.   Cin-Cincinnati-cin-Cincinnati-nat-Cincinnati-i. This is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter. Thank you, Ralph, very graphic. “Okay, no spitting” The thing about rules is that they exist in blocks.…

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By Gabriel, 18 Feb 20, 9

My Recollection. The internet has taught me that there are two types of women who suck dog dicks: the ones who are getting paid and the ones who like it.…

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By Gabriel, 22 Jan 20, 4

My Recollection Gulp’n’Blow. I’m from the Alabama chapter. He did that on purpose. There’s this mythical king of pre-Corinth called Sisyphus and he was a bit of a cunt. He…

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By Gabriel, 08 Jan 20, 12

My Recollection This is the worst day of my life. The land of chocolate. You looken sharpen todayen, mein herr. The modern wave of gentrification has claimed many a Brisbane…

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By Gabriel, 28 Dec 19, 8

My Recollection. Hairy yellow drumstick. I’m Hugh Jass. Fire made it good. It’s 2008 and there’s a guy in the middle of Ann street with his pants around his ankles,…

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By Gabriel, 15 Dec 19, 4

My Recollection. Edgar ALLENpoe! MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAA! The driver is essentially a ballast. Queensland develops urban centres the same way a ginger tans: splotches of enthusiastic attempts one could mistake for the…

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By Gabriel, 07 Dec 19, 3

My Recollection My ding-a-ling. Scot-ish deer hound. Stringent usury laws. It was somewhere around the turn of the millennium and a friend of mine was labelling a 6-megabyte video file…

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By Gabriel, 23 Nov 19, 3

My Recollection. Oh, I hate having two heads. The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy. The turkey’s a little dry. Look, feeling boobs is neat and all but…

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By Gabriel, 09 Nov 19, 5

My Recollection Jewish people. I was just in the neighbourhood. A jazz musician I could understand. The thing about creation is that it’s boring. The results aren’t, the results are…