A-Musings

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By Gabriel, 24 Dec 22, 0

Soldiers are whores the Pimp State lures with false promises of the kind of social standing that would make a streetwalker cry and the kind of cash that would make…

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By Gabriel, 06 Jul 20, 6

It’s when you’re in the jaws of death that you scream for your mother. The mortally terrifying can only be countered by the familiar, so the primate mind cries for…

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By Gabriel, 20 Sep 19, 6

A lot of the respect that monks get is undeserved. What? Any idiot can be zen if you take away every stress of the modern world. The truly at peace…

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By Gabriel, 15 Aug 19, 11

Housemates, can’t live with ’em and casual labour laws that favour business interests means you can’t live without ’em. Back in the day, I lived in a big one in…

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By Gabriel, 03 Aug 19, 8

The kangaroo is a bouncing rat monster whose whole goal in a fight is to rip your testicles off. They’re the second most dangerous Normal Type Australian animal you can…

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By Gabriel, 11 Oct 17, 4

One of the things my childhood taught me is that inbreeding is a funny joke until you meet the results. This itself is not a joke. You’ll think it is…