Describe one sitcom dad and you’ve largely described all of them. They’re snowmen, crafted to be observably humanoid by people who either lack the time, talent, or audience to manage creativity beyond balls of decreasing size. Each is adorned with a few chosen items to make it stand out, but whose pool of possible items is so homogenous that they wind up blurring together anyway. A blue-collar job here, a Patrick Duffy there, still just 3 balls of decreasing size. The rest of his accompanying snow-family similarly stand out only because their stacks of spheres are smaller. They’re not characters…