The Crepes of Wrath

The Crepes of Wrath

My Recollection Bart goes to France. The cherry bomb in the toilet always interested me because fireworks were outlawed in Australia so the idea that kids could get a hold of explosives was amazing. I would later download the Jolly Rodger Handbook and make a few of the more basic things that explode along with …

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Life on the Fast Lane

Life on the Fast Lane

My Recollection Homer buys a bowling ball for Marge’s birthday. The raw sexuality of bowling. Homer no-selling getting hit in the head with a baseball. The Episode This episode was originally titled Bjorn to be Wild because it was about a seductive Swedish tennis instructor but that would have necessitated Homer buying a tennis racquet which would …

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From the Desk of Gabriel Morton: That could have gone better but it could have gone much worse.

From the Desk of Gabriel Morton: That could have gone better but it could have gone much worse.

[dictation mode activated] The sun’s at my back and I’m happily striding toward the edge of the Open Zone, my Charles Grodin Millipede is now a Charles Grodin Butterfly and I’m pretty sure I’ve thrown up all the hands so today is turning out okay. Things got a little tricky there for a bit. I’d …

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