When Flanders Failed

When Flanders Failed

My Recollection Left-handed pinking shears. That didn’t hurt very much. Ooowaaah. It was when they all dropped to their knees and began hammering the riff to We Will Rock You into the PCYC floor, while a buzzcut coach shouted at them about tomorrow’s tournament, that I knew I’d been lied to about stereotypes.

Early Access 20/01-26/01

Early Access 20/01-26/01

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Website Updates

Website Updates

Over the next few days I will be playing around with theming, php codes and more. The website may look functionally silly for the next few days. Thanks for your patience 😀 If you have any suggestions please comment below. Cheers.

Stark Raving Dad

Stark Raving Dad

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Living Arrangements

Living Arrangements

Housemates, can’t live with ’em and casual labour laws that favour business interests means you can’t live without ’em. Back in the day, I lived in a big one in the Valley with a rotating ensemble cast of about 7-8 other people and innumerable guests. It was a vile flop-house full of degenerates and one …

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Kangaroo Chilli

Kangaroo Chilli

The kangaroo is a bouncing rat monster whose whole goal in a fight is to rip your testicles off. They’re the second most dangerous Normal Type Australian animal you can encounter, coming second only to a combination between a feather duster and a velociraptor. You can eat that too, but today we’re making chilli out …

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Blood Feud

Blood Feud

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