Homer Defined

Homer Defined

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The Zinger Pie

The Zinger Pie

A lot of the respect that monks get is undeserved. What? Any idiot can be zen if you take away every stress of the modern world. The truly at peace can walk among the thorns and not mind the scratches. After all, it’s the scratches that make the undamaged skin feel good. But then, what …

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When Flanders Failed

When Flanders Failed

My Recollection Left-handed pinking shears. That didn’t hurt very much. Ooowaaah. It was when they all dropped to their knees and began hammering the riff to We Will Rock You into the PCYC floor, while a buzzcut coach shouted at them about tomorrow’s tournament, that I knew I’d been lied to about stereotypes.

Website Updates

Website Updates

Over the next few days I will be playing around with theming, php codes and more. The website may look functionally silly for the next few days. Thanks for your patience 😀 If you have any suggestions please comment below. Cheers.

Stark Raving Dad

Stark Raving Dad

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