Category: Gabriel Morton versus The Simpsons

You won’t appreciate it on as many levels as I do

Homer Alone

Homer Alone

My Recollection

Alley balls. GET… OUT. It’s not like we got so attached to her.

Staying at other people’s houses is always a strange experience for a child as it’s their first look at different forms of normal. This will come as a shock as the defining trait of normalcy is how it is common, near universal, so finding out your normal isn’t the normal is a twofold blow. There are common elements to the outer suburbs, though, that extend the life of this perceived normalcy, often into adulthood, when one finds out that all the things you grew up with are bizarre stories.

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