From the desk of Gabriel Morton: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

From the desk of Gabriel Morton: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Godfuckingdammit EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Janice! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Janice! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Someone… Someone let an EEEE in here! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I don’t know No I don– EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK– EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE How would, Janice, how would I know where it is? It’s every-fucking- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it’s fucking everywhere Janice, it’s an EEEE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Janice Janice are you laughing? Janice, Janice I promise I won’t confiscate your eyelids but– EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Janice, did you let the EEEE in here? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE This counts as one of your revenges, Janice. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I don’t care if it’s naturally occurring Janice, you set it upon me. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE So is cancer Janice but your cancer gun counted as a revenge and so does this. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO TAKE IT TO– EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHRIST THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP GIGGLING! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  Take it to HR, let them decide, I can’t hear myself think! This EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Jesus, this is revenge and you fucking know it you suppurating boil of a woman. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Gaah, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  how do I stop this? EEEEEEEEEEEEE (inaudible) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Janice, listen to me, you room-temperature imbecile, if I knew EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE If I knew where it was I’d have strangled it to death the moment it started. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait why is it doing that? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (inaudible) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Well now it’s going OOOO. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What– OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what the fuck’s an OOOO? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (inaudible) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW? IT WAS YOUR EEEE NOW IT’S YOUR OOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gah! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It feels like it’s getting closer but not at the same time. Fix this! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Where are you going? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I command you to return! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO How will I finish my up– goddammit that OOOO is getting to me. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO How will I finish my update? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Janice?

I think we– my ear bones are vibrating. I think we recorded Metal Slug or something this week. I don’t know. All I can remember is a universe of blood that resents the our shattered realm of vibrating strings. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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